getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just 

(via laughter-everyday)

i dont know if people are checking me out or shocked at how ugly i am

(Source: marinasexual, via laughcentre)

theshieldandthesword:

i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

(via just-me-and-my-cats)

indianbiatch:

goals

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod, via just-me-and-my-cats)

rneerkat:

whens chip skylarks next tour

(via rnackenzie)

willsmith420:

gwenelizz:

Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989

(Source: thatgwenchick, via nippled)

foodtrucker:

this looks like the cover to every indie album ever

(Source: turboviper, via laughter-everyday)

lameborghini:

will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks

(via nippled)

jesusfreakinglucifer:

i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked 

(Source: wallylives, via nippled)

titaniumbutt:

you may be the

but i am the

(via laughcentre)

yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

(via just-me-and-my-cats)

Indirectly offending a friend 

(via heyfunniest)

have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body

(via epic-humor)

(Source: majortvjunkie, via ilovetolaughlol)