"Range Rover, Range Rover send boys with trust funds on over."
— Me (via cantchangethestars)
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
"Ok so why the fuck….."
— Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via guy)
(Source: volumesofsilence, via iwannadancetonightttt)
when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up
(Source: pantiesofficial, via epic-humor)
Blows your back out as your homie
Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.
makes you cum in the spirit of comradery
Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is
hits it from the back to let you know im here for you
(Source: aterriblehusband, via zackisontumblr)