i stare at boys so much how do they not notice
(Source: hoohah, via iwannadancetonightttt)
kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person
i never paid attention to peoples eyebrows until i started using tumblr
ooh a friendship bracelet!!! oh my it’s silver, you really shouldn’t have. wait uh it’s a little tight
"you’re under arrest sir"
when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money
(Source: dveon, via epic-humor)
"but officer they were fucking with my clique"
THREE DAY WEEKENDS
(Source: meladoodle, via humoristics)