goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

(via toodopetoexist)

walt-disney-paris:

THIS IS SO ACCURATE

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via lillystateofmind)

lamelohan:

my only talent is not being in a relationship

(via lillystateofmind)

snorlaxatives:

WHY IS THERE A “RECENTLY DELETED” PHOTO ALBUM IN IOS8???? I DONT DELETE PHOTOS FOR THEM TO GO TO THEIR OWN LITTLE ALBUM I WANT ALL THOSE FAILED SELFIES GONE FOR GOOD

(via iwannadancetonightttt)

faithandfury:

iraffiruse:

Trying to sleep while drunk

Accurate

(via zackisontumblr)

ohdaesusie:

guys complain about girls making duckfaces while posting selfies where they’re biting their lip and squinting lookin like they’re tryna read something in size 3 font lmfao

(via taylorfernandez)

dripping-adorableness:

Friend: ”We’re all going out this weekend, you wanna-“

Me:

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(via lillystateofmind)

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

(via just-me-and-my-cats)

taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

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Omg all the time.

(via zackisontumblr)

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

(via humoristics)

unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

(via g-iggle)

yanderwei:

me:

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you:

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(Source: mdpx, via zackisontumblr)

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals


#scroll out#reveal the giant squirrel pulling her strings

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals

(via epic-humor)

lostentirely:

inbox:

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

who

(via epic-humor)