teenager:

Im eating just in case i get hungry later

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

lovelynobody00:

moriarty:

how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off

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its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones

the southern isles send their regards

(via wonkypenis)


This is why you weren’t in the avengers

This is why you weren’t in the avengers

(Source: ceronprime, via wonkypenis)

(Source: serexdipity, via wonkypenis)

lydiaamartin:

*applies for architecture job*

experience: building houses on the sims since 2001

(Source: underdosing, via wonkypenis)

faraashah:

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

(Source: niqabisinparis, via hi)

ocultaba:

don’t spend 60$ on a crop top at american apparel please love yourselves 

taylorfernandez this reminds me of that time you almost spent 60$ on a crop top at american apparel

(Source: gothobama, via miranduh-cosgrove)

colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

(Source: rexuality, via miranduh-cosgrove)

shslequius:

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

(via miranduh-cosgrove)

joeyjoe69:

seeing assholes u used to be friends with like

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(via toodopetoexist)

vicfuentortilla:

accurate representation ofshowing your friend something you enjoy but they dont

(via g-iggle)

gostbusters:

bagmilk:

if you like me and you know it clap your hands

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(via miranduh-cosgrove)

  • me at age 12: ew older men
  • now: wow he's only 30?

oknope:

i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge

(via pizza)

guy:

"hey! you can only have one!!"

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(Source: guy, via pizza)