genies:

*skips school to catch up on tv shows*

(via hi)

dulect:

"we’re gonna have mcdonalds for dinner"

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(via heyfunniest)

romulusthread:

i stare at boys so much how do they not notice

(Source: hoohah, via iwannadancetonightttt)

shitshilarious:

When you are about to fall asleep and you do the thing

shitshilarious:

When you are about to fall asleep and you do the thing

(via brunettewithburnetts)

notkatniss:

im starting a magazine who wants a subscription 

notkatniss:

im starting a magazine who wants a subscription 

(via daeneryus)

hollabackhoe:

Me checking my final grades on the internet:

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(via lillystateofmind)

nandinos:

i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time

(via pizza)

fartgallery:

kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

(via allantruong)

shavingryansprivates:

i never paid attention to peoples eyebrows until i started using tumblr

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ooh a friendship bracelet!!! oh my it’s silver, you really shouldn’t have. wait uh it’s a little tight 
"you’re under arrest sir"

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

nippletowns:

when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money

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(Source: dveon, via epic-humor)

anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

meladoodle:

THREE DAY WEEKENDS 
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(Source: meladoodle, via humoristics)