canadianslut:

I like going to Walmart because I feel more attractive there

(via beyoncebeytwice)

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(via funnybro)

bitrates:

Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you’re doing anything with your life today.

(via g-iggle)

  • *fight breaks out*
  • me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!

(via hi)

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

  • Me: I won't get jealous
  • Me: Who's this fucking whore

du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

(via hi)

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

image

(via troyesivan)

i’m sorry but i’m not ashamed to like shitty pop music

how the fuck am i supposed to dance around my room to bon iver 

(Source: fourevers, via kawaiiasspizza)

enemaroberts:

oknope:

the only boys i need in my life:

  • michael (kors)
  • christian (dior/louboutin)
  • jimmy (choo)
  • louis (vuitton)
  • tommy (hilfiger)
  • yves (saint-laurent)
  • giorgio (armani)
  • louis-francois (cartier)

the only boys yall can afford

(good)will 

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

magical-idiot:

fuckyou-idance:

geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

No

Well I do and you’re weird

(Source: brozoi, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

meg-h4n:

sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments 

(Source: winedrunklovers, via just-me-and-my-cats)