• *watches a movie*
  • *sees a dog*
  • me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD

serfborts:

When you’re failing gym class and you tryna get ya grade up at the last minute

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(via kawaiiasspizza)

webmd:

let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit

(via wonkypenis)

earthdad:

seeing guys be really rude to girls and telling them to go back to the kitchen

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(via pagingme)

kingsleyyy:

life is so hard when your best pal is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

(via toodopetoexist)

wolfbruh:

so thats what its called

wolfbruh:

so thats what its called

(Source: danbutt, via toodopetoexist)

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

666meme:

666meme:

why did the semen cross the road? 

i wore the wrong the socks

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(Source: 6dad, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

bestnatesmithever:

How we all look while trying to navigate adulthood

bestnatesmithever:

How we all look while trying to navigate adulthood

(Source: zaiga, via punkmonksteven)

jesus-would-follow-me:

the size of your thighs, or your waist, doesn’t matter

its the size of your bank account that we really care about

(via thehilariousblog)

theslowpokewell:

me before puberty:

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me after puberty:

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(via zackisontumblr)

crippledbypizza:

woo shit gotdamn boi

crippledbypizza:

woo shit gotdamn boi

(Source: reddit.com, via funnybro)

frykent:

You can bet your damn life I’d be making a cake for someone if they did that

frykent:

You can bet your damn life I’d be making a cake for someone if they did that

(Source: thelatincleopatra, via pagingme)